Jessey

Jesseys are concerned with being serious and being more serious. A Jessey wouldn't be caught dead wearing skinny jeans, or a silly look on his face. Jesseys are multifaceted men with skills ranging from beekeeping to beard maintenance.

-"I need someone to build me a barn real quick."
-"Call Jessey."

- "What is Jessey up to these days?"

- "Honing his bear taming skills."

- "How Jessey of him."

by M-N-X January 18, 2011

Jessey

One of the coolest guys you will ever get the chance to meet. Has really pretty green eyes and an awesome laugh. Complete pothead but its cool cause he is really funny. When he falls for a girl he falls pretty hard. He is very hardworking and he can cheer up any bad day you have. My best friend:)

(girl 1) whats up with Jessey? he's acting weird.
(girl 2) i think he fell in love again.
(girl 1) ooohhh

by Hazel14 March 5, 2011

Jessenia

( Jeh - SEN - iyA ) or ( Juh - SEN - iya )

Jessenia is the girl that you want, but you know you'll never have. She is very outgoing, artistic, and loud if she wants to be. But she also has a competitive side, she'll do almost anything to win at any game, contest, etc. Jessenia loves to sing, probably because she has the most beautiful voice. She also loves acting and dancing. You always want to be around Jessenia, you are just happy when you are around her, and somehow she always gets you rolling on the floor laughing. There is just something charismatic about her. Jessenia usually has A LOT of friends. Jessenia's usually had darker hair (Either curly or wavy) and brown eyes. Is a late bloomer but later has a curvy body. She is drop dead gorgeous. Boys are obviously attracted to her. You envy her but once you get to know her, you want to be her best friend. If you are ever so lucky to get to know a Jessenia, don't let go of her.

Noah: Who is THAT? That girl has almost gathered a crowd around her by doing absolutely nothing.
Asher: Im pretty sure I remember her name being Jessica or something, she was in my Science class.
Noah: Oh yeah! Actually, I think its Jessenia. She's gorgeous! What I wouldn't give to have her.

by used paper towel May 17, 2019

jenseny

Someone that you really want to go out with, but it never really works out, that one crush I guess.

I really thought I had something going but Jenseny didn’t think so

by Jack I guess January 21, 2019

Jessely

Jessely is the bestest best friend you could ever ask for. It's guaranteed that she'll never stab you in the back, turn around and desert you! Jessely may seem innocent on the outside but she has a dark side residing within. She likes to play The Game and watches TV shows like How I Met Your Mother or The Big Bang Theory. Jessely is as straight as she can be so she has a habit of saying, "No homo" if you're a girl trying to hug her. She's also very supportive and it's very difficult to troll her.

Jessely is as epic as a ninja!

by Bagstoucans December 30, 2010

jessey

When you light your dick on fire during sexual intercourse.

"A jessey was the cause of this mattress fire"

by Murphy June 18, 2006

Jessen

A whale of a girl. very annoying. also responds to whale calls like in finding nemo. also will lunge across the room for food.

example of a jessen; watching finding nemo and eating popcorn, the whale will hear the calls from Dory and burst through your wall like the kool-aid man and eat all yo stuff.

by pussy monster chopper May 8, 2013