When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.
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by Drdog March 16, 2014
Get the jellyfish slap mug.Green Jellÿ is a band that started in 1981 in New York and has had a ridiculous number of band members; maybe around 104. Their original name was Green Jellö but had a legal battle with the company and was forced to change their name.
CD's include: 333, Cereal Killer, along with some singles that are nearly impossible to find anywhere. Their song titled "The Bear Song," from the album 333, is in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
Part of their goal as a band was to perform bad music/lyrics and have confused audiences. They prevailed!
GWAR is another band related to Green Jellÿ.
CD's include: 333, Cereal Killer, along with some singles that are nearly impossible to find anywhere. Their song titled "The Bear Song," from the album 333, is in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
Part of their goal as a band was to perform bad music/lyrics and have confused audiences. They prevailed!
GWAR is another band related to Green Jellÿ.
One Green Jelly song is Misadventures of Shitman - "Walking through the plant today, scooping up what gets away. It's poo poo, poo poo."
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I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
by mrcyn November 19, 2013
Get the santorum jellyfish mug.Jeslyn is a name given to a person who's a very beautiful and smart. She's a person who would only let a certain number of people in her circle and trusts only a few. To be a Jeslyn is to be very intellectual and cunning. She would be an epitome of evil genius. But if you're a loved one to her, consider yourself lucky cause she's gonna be there for you no matter what. If you have a Jeslyn, don't lose her and don't stop loving her cause she's all you need to get set in life.
by Tary georgi January 23, 2019
Get the Jeslyn mug.The sandwich resulting from applying copious amounts of peanut butter and jelly to the grundle, followed by wiping said peanut butter and jelly off with two slices of bread and consuming the sandwich.
While no true specifics are required, chunky peanut butter and Smucker's jelly are encouraged.
While no true specifics are required, chunky peanut butter and Smucker's jelly are encouraged.
Thomas dared Ben to eat a peanut grundle and jelly sandwich for $50. Ben was hesitant because it was only $50, to which Thomas replied, "Dude, you get a sandwich too."
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