A state of mind bred into the minds of any caucasian female of any socio-economic class residing in America's armpit, New Jersey. The attitude combines the airheadedness of a blond, the foul mouth of a Quentin Tarantino movie, the self-centeredness of a mafia don's wife and the pathetic, materialistic shallowness and faux-classiness of Paris Hilton. While this attitude is prolific in this region not all females behave in such a way as the Jersey Girl's attitude, being parasitic in nature, must suck the life of other normal people by means of scorning, tormenting and demeaning in order to boost their own, hidden, low self-esteem, self-loathing and jealousy from not actually being born a Manhattanite.
Subcategories of the Jersey Girl genus are:
1) Italian: Guidette
2) Jewish: JAP
3) Anglo: White Trash
Subcategories of the Jersey Girl genus are:
1) Italian: Guidette
2) Jewish: JAP
3) Anglo: White Trash
by Tenacious Faulker April 3, 2009
Jersey Girls is a colloquial derisive term, used to describe girls from New Jersey, USA , as the true "dumb brunettes", as opposed to dumb blondes. This term seems to be loosely similar to the British Essex girl, linking stereotypical airheadness to a specific geographical region.
Jersey girls are brunettes or bleached blondes with the hard Jersey accent, loud, PROMISCUOUS, using highly-repetitive small set of weasel phrases and word combinations with a high volume of F-words in the language, unable to handle BASIC life situations, usually from a working or middle class background, and often but not always of Italian or mixed Irish-Italian descent.
Jersey girls are brunettes or bleached blondes with the hard Jersey accent, loud, PROMISCUOUS, using highly-repetitive small set of weasel phrases and word combinations with a high volume of F-words in the language, unable to handle BASIC life situations, usually from a working or middle class background, and often but not always of Italian or mixed Irish-Italian descent.
by Bob4424 June 11, 2008
a beautiful, confident girl who possesses an indescribable love for her state and a strong hate for guidos. most likely irish or italian and could charm the hell out of you.
by cknj October 23, 2007
there is a reason why jersey girls are called the best in the world, and if you don't get it, you're not meant to get it....move on and just know you're are missing out on BEAUTIFUL.
by theassestman March 15, 2009
A love of an unpretentious good time and a certain sense of style. Jersey Girls are about attitude; eating pizza; drinking beer; going out and have an awsome time; great hair; and enjoying it all. She has a mouth on her and she says what she means; she has a nice cheerful laugh; Bottom line all of them are sexy! Jersey Girls have that inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girl.
Guy 1: OMG look at that girl
Guy 2: She is hot!
Guy 1: she must be a Jersey Girl
Always a Jersey Girl!!!
Guy 2: She is hot!
Guy 1: she must be a Jersey Girl
Always a Jersey Girl!!!
by Megan Dziedzic May 15, 2008
Girl from New Jersey who is and knows that she is better than girls from any other state or country, usually angers bennies who cannot understand that she is not interested in annoying wannabes. Usually found in Monnomouth, Ocean, Atlantic, Cape May or Essex counties
by Proud Jerseyan March 17, 2008
A Chick born and raised in Jersey easily spotted by her over processed (fake) blonde hair, tight acid-washed jeans or butt shorts, press on nails, an oral fixation, and an uneven tan from the shore. She enjoys talking trash while driving with her "girls," eating at the Mall Foodcourt, and anonymous sex with tools. They are often turned off by intellectual pursuits, even though they go to nice colleges their parents pay for.
Jersey Girl 1: "Hey, are you going to the Shore today?"
Jersey Girl 2: "Duh, but i gotta get some more beer, parliament lights, and aquanet."
or:
Teacher: So, how has your first semester been?
Jersey Girl: Alright, I guess. I mean, we're not allowed to drink on campus anymore, which sucks.
Teacher: No, I mean how are your classes?
Jersey Girl: Well, I can't drink, so, um, not good. My parents, like, aren't sure they want to keep paying, but they should just suck it up and pay.
Teacher: Did you write that paper on Nietzche?
Jersey Girl: Who-chi? Was he, like, Asian or something?
Jersey Girl 2: "Duh, but i gotta get some more beer, parliament lights, and aquanet."
or:
Teacher: So, how has your first semester been?
Jersey Girl: Alright, I guess. I mean, we're not allowed to drink on campus anymore, which sucks.
Teacher: No, I mean how are your classes?
Jersey Girl: Well, I can't drink, so, um, not good. My parents, like, aren't sure they want to keep paying, but they should just suck it up and pay.
Teacher: Did you write that paper on Nietzche?
Jersey Girl: Who-chi? Was he, like, Asian or something?
by allegra80 April 20, 2008