v. to make a serious face in order to make it seem like you're sober when you clearly are not. especially when cops are present.
dude there's a cop over there you better van dam.
jersey girls are like no other, I was born and raised in jersey and I am proud to say that I'm a jersey girl. We're loud, crazy, we curse a lot (fuck is extensively used in the jersey girl vocabulary), we know how to party and can out drink any non jersey girl, we can be the sweetest people you'll ever meet but if you cross us or our friends we will get bitchy. No we're not all skanks or trash, there are some trashy girls in jersey but skanks are anywhere you go. True jersey girls are beautiful, classy, intelligent, and don't take shit from anyone. Guys love us and other girls want to be like us, that's why everybody loves a jersey girl.
"diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to a jersey girl."
"everyone's jealous of those jersey girls"