Jerkatic

Someone who masturbates more than they should, or is addicted to jacking off.

Eric N. is a jerkatic, he masturbates 43 times a day.

by Nooniieboo January 31, 2009

Jerkmats

Short for jerking off material. Crazy stuff that you can masturbate to.

Have you seen these Riley Reid jerkmats? I nutted like 6 times last night.

by Sanddunescage January 17, 2019

Jerkmates

A group of co-workers who are jerks.

I'd love to go out for dinner, but I've got to head out with my jerkmates first

by BJfrombrisbane September 14, 2016

jerkwater

Slang term for Human Seminal Fluid. The word is used as a derogatory term for an unsavory person.

"Can it Jerkwater!"

"Gimmie the money Jerkwayer."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Jerkcity

The worst web comic in existance. Nobody laughs because it is funny; it is so blatantly un-funny that it is laughable.

That one comic was OK, but the other one was trash - pure Jerkcity.

by dndndn September 26, 2004

jerkatron

A really BIG jerk with the suffix "-tron" to greatly enhance it's meaning.

Elliug:Mario wants Sherry for sex.
Sherry: Yeah... he's such a jerkatron.

by naeihne8rueproerkare December 12, 2007

jerkhat

An object (common objects include condoms or socks) which serves as a jizm-catching agent during times of "self-love-making".

Man i blew a wad all over my monitor and keyboard, i KNEW i should have used a jerkhat"

by EternalPhi January 21, 2008