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kris jenner

A fame hungry control freak who wishes she was 25. Her fame hungry, talentless daughter's, (the Kardashians) take up the airwaves and poison the minds of children. Only concerned about $ and fame, even though she can't do shit.
Kris Jenner: OMG, those stupid Housewives are taking up my TV time. I NEED MONEY NOW.
by lilcamifromcali August 13, 2011
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Kendall Jenner

The person who ruined 5 Seconds Of Summer's first ever introduction on international television.
#kendallyouhadonejob
"Guys I'm the worst reader" -Kendall Jenner
by juliathononn May 22, 2014
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jennertalia

What you call your junk after a sex change operation.
Sal, formerly Sally, told his friends, "check out my new jennertalia."
by Mightythorman April 29, 2015
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The Bruce Jenner

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation
if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner
by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016
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Jenielyn

One of a kind. Is a strong person but sometimes wanted someone to check on her. Loving and caring but don't know how to express it.
You're like Jenielyn.
by CE_nayang June 8, 2021
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de-Jenner-ate

1) The curious process of historical revision whereby a former Olympian can reveal, retroactively, that s/he spent forty years severely questioning his/her own sexual identity, while all the time taking great pains not to allow said sexually ambiguous thoughts to pass into the media.

2) A bipedal hominid who is in no sense of the word a mensch, who has not made a career of M-T-F but still hasn't the guts to cut off his wang and have it splayed open into a plastic pussy; a publicity-grubbing status-seeker and sexual hypocrite.

3) the result of a sex-change operation not to be confused with normal, healthy transsexuals, who has been so corrupted by Hollywood value that s/he thinks that Americans will swallow 40 years of bullcrap just for a photo cover spread and charm offensive.
"Oh, God, there she is again. All OVER the media."

"I wonder if the cereal company will give me back what I paid for my Wheaties box back when she was still a he?"

"It's a very de-Jenner-ate situation."
by al-in-chgo June 8, 2015
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kylie jenner challenge

You take a shot glass or glass cup and suck really hard and when you let go your lips will be gigantic (Usually resulting in bruises and swelling, you are practically ruining your lips)
I did the Kylie Jenner challenge, and now my lips are huge!
by Sksoodkroellw April 21, 2015
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