Jeezus sneezus

An expression of shock, something startling .

The new “in” saying for 2019. Often used by the younger generation of today modern computerised world .

“I just woke up from a 12 hour nap” jeezus sneezus!!

by Azeracks February 6, 2019

Jeezum

A word that expressed your suprise or anger. Much like, "Jesus!" but way cooler.

*touches someones computer*
"NO! JEEZUM!"

by Gooben Niggersuck May 6, 2010

jeezum

a good way of avoiding saying jesus in front of religous people or to express alarm or surprise.

jeezum! look at that guy! hes huge!

by bertos July 30, 2008

Jeezus

A reference for extremely potent Marijuana.

Yo, my nigga, lets toke up on that jeezus tonight, yea?

by Kotex January 15, 2009

jeezum crow

a special way to say "oh my god"

Mephisto: jeezum crow, what a large missile.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

jeezum rice

Phrase used by Canadians, especially from the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Jesus Christ"

Jeff: "Wow bud, look at the size of that snow bank!"
Bob: "Jeezum Rice! That's a real looker eh?!"

by JeezumRice June 28, 2017

jeezum peas

a way of expressing shock, disbelief, or exhilaration

jeezum peas why’s he preeing so hard like he doesn’t have a girl

by bod gyal d October 16, 2022