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Lob-ject

A person who is heavy, smelly and is idle.
Bob said to his daughter Chelsea "get up you lob-ject"
by David Paul November 5, 2006
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E-jected

A clever or pretentious way of saying "rejected" under the context of an internet relationship or "e-lationship." The word omits the use of the letter "R" in order to emphasize the "E" and make the word more Internet related.
Guy 1: "That girl from OKcupid never messaged me back."

Guy 2: "Sounds like someone got e-jected again!"

Guy 1: "I wonder what I'm doing wrong..."

Guy 2: "You mean besides looking for girls on the Internet?"
by synov March 4, 2010
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wii-jected

Nerd 1: Will you go out with me?

Nerd2: Hell no!

Nerd 3: That was harsh, why did you reject him?

Nerd 4: He deserved to be wii-jected
by Keanu Taylor February 10, 2008
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Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".
Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.
by seinakyou July 23, 2012
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text-jected

"text rejected"

When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.

usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!

guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?

guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.

*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
by damngurldamn55 October 25, 2011
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Sad-jected

That feeling you get when Urban Dictionary rejects some of your entries due to them either being against the rules or are inside jokes or are non-celebrity related. And that very same feeling you get when Know Your Meme "Deadpools" memes you create.
Feeling so Sad-jected today.
by MM132 August 22, 2016
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Ject

"Ject! I stubbed my jecting toe"
by anonymous August 22, 2023
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