Jebediah

The Great Jebediah ("gifted") was a rich and powerful leader who lived in the 1400's. He ruled in the middle-east and owned many cities. His thrown was made out of pure gold and in his river floated liquid gold as well. Jebediah had hundreds of thousands of slaves working for him and had women next to him 24/7. He conquered many cities and eventually was considered a god to his people. In some religions, having the name Jebediah is considered to be a fortunate gift.

The Great Jebediah was a god and is still believed to be a god today.

Calling someone by the name Jebediah compliments them to the fullest. Jebediah was a god, and to have his name as a nickname is believed to be very lucky and fortunate.

by N/A N/A November 10, 2007

Jebediah Schlatt

The superior version of Jschlatt.

Guy 1 "Hey, is that Jschlatt?"

Guy 2 "No. That's Jebediah Schlatt. Ender of Queens, Destroyer of Towers.

by WhatTheHellIsAPseudonymBro September 25, 2022

Jebbend

An insult for someone who is a bit thick/stupid/idiotic when they act like a 'bellend'.

Also can be used when the word 'bellend' seems a bit harsh.

Steve: I was on the train earlier and this baby wouldn't stop crying! So I punched it in the face.

Barry: Oh steve, you complete and utter Jebbend.

by Dan2shambles April 29, 2009

On Jebena

On Jebena is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang,"

Tersit: for real?
Saronnie: on Jebena, sis

by ሀያአንድ ሳቬጅ December 22, 2019

Jeb End

(noun) Somewhat archaic British slang for the head of the penis, an alternative to the more popular "Bellend". Often used as an insult, particularly when used to describe someone whose behaviour is considered inappropriate.
Can also be shortened to "Jeb".

"Bilo, stop being such a jeb end for a second"
"Ow, my fucking jeb end!"

by Pete Tickle March 31, 2020

JEB END

This is the end of a penis, and used in name calling to a person who is a dick head.

Dave you are such a fucking jeb end.

by dk lil February 17, 2006

Crusty Jeb End

When a male performs anal, and is left with shit and cum on his dick and then leaves it for a minimum of 48 hours.

„Mate why you scratching your balls“
„Well, I fucked this bird in the back door and I’ve got a crusty jeb end“

by BigPdogondascene May 28, 2018