Skip to main content

jizzmonster

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.
Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!
by jizzmo June 6, 2005
mugGet the jizzmonster mug.

Jizzmon

Jizzmon is a superhero who hits his opponent's with super-powered sperm which can burn through metal.
What's that in the sky? A bird? A Plane? No, it's a giant cum-stain. E.g Harry Brook Roland, Jizzmon
by Jizzmon Man August 13, 2009
mugGet the Jizzmon mug.
Related Words

Jazzmin

A very short, cute, smart, funny, and tough girl. She is adorable with attitude, she's got a smart mouth, but you can't help but love her for it. She's got a life of trust but don't take advantage of that or it'll be really hard to earn back. She can come off as a tough tomboy kind of girl, but if you're really close to her she's pretty fragile. She's amazing and the best kind of girl to have and be around.
That girl is awesome! She's gotta be Jazzmin!
by THE.ZEE January 30, 2018
mugGet the Jazzmin mug.

jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"
by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007
mugGet the jizzmonkey mug.

Jazzmin

Really short, cute, and smart. She's got a smart mouth but you can't help but love that part of her. She's funny and acts like shes tough, but if you're close enough to her she's pretty fragile. She's an honest person to herself and to others. Jazzmin has a lot of trust in people but don't take advantage of that or it'll be really hard to earn back.
That girl right there is better than any other, she has to be a Jazzmin!
by THE.ZEE January 30, 2018
mugGet the Jazzmin mug.

jizzmonger

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.
by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003
mugGet the jizzmonger mug.

Jazzminge

A true goddess, one in which loves to have it up the bum. Or squat on a penis. She loves to play with her nu nu, in return for a damn good seeing to.
Man, have you had a night with that Jazzminge? What a babe.
by willchode August 24, 2009
mugGet the Jazzminge mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email