jabaggle

verb - to steal or take something in secret

“Jordan jabaggled the jibbitz right off of my crocs.”

by yd0rbht1ff1rg August 15, 2022

javagasm

The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.

--for computer programmers and nerds.

"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"

"what is it?"

"sorry, just had a javagasm."








"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"

"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"

"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."

by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009

Javari

Very handsome and attractive, chill and laid back type , he is not to fond of big crowds and stays low-key. Has a bad temper at times but can be very caring and nice. He is a giver and a Gentle man at heart but lets nobody run over him. He is overly confident and cocky at times but not the type of guy to backdown in an challange. He is fun to be around and knows how to keep a smile on your face. Javaris is wildly freaky and seductive and is commonly known as smooth.
Javaris is all-around full package

Javari is the greatest.

by Hello there how are u October 25, 2018

java-hipster

A pretentious, bohemian wanna-be, who frequents various coffee shops. He loves to spout his artiste-poseur opinions loudly in everyday conversation to anyone who will listen, so that his strong opinions can be heard by random strangers that he pines to impress. Almost always knows less than he tries so hard to convey. Usually has a laptop hooked up to wi-fi, yet rarely if ever touches the keyboard. Prefers to sit outside at the sidewalk table if possible so that he can be seen by as many cool locals as possible. Prides himself of being hip as evidenced by donning the latest trendy, hipster, hair-do. i.e., dreadlocks, shaved head, etc...

The "java-hipster" raved loudly to his nose-ringed buddies about the latest Johnny Depp film as the irritated cafe patrons feigned a yawn in his direction to show obvious annoyance at his pathetic attempts to be heard by all.

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Mohamad javad

really awesome guy, who is awesome.

1. One who is genuine and real in all aspects of life.

2. A mover and a thinker; a person who does not buy into trends to improve self-image.

3. A generous and giving individual.

4. A person who is really cute

1. You can try all you want, but you ain't no mohamad javad - you're a phoney.

#cool#awesome#hott#nice#body#kind #cute

person:hey did you see that awesome guy?

me: yah hes a mohamad Javad

by Souloptophor August 18, 2018

Java dyke

A hipster lesbian who dresses as though she could work in a trendy coffeeshop/cafe.

"Man, did you see that girl with the dreads, the long skirt, and the cat-eye glasses? She's totally a java dyke."

by S. J. T. October 18, 2008

javajunkie

In Gilmore Girls fanfiction, writing about the relationship between Lorelai and Luke. Also, a person can also call themselves a javajunkie if they support Luke and Lorelai as a couple.
Can be a verb or noun.

I think this is self-explanitory. But, I consider myself a javajunkie, because I both read and write stories about Lorelai and Luke, and I support them as a couple as well.

by Kristen* June 22, 2006