jonking

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"

by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009

Janking

to steal

I was janking some hipindi.

by Shoquan June 16, 2004

Janking

It is were you shit an piss in a bag an let it ferment then huff the gas

I am janking with my friends

by Beadedstud788 December 13, 2019

Jonking

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).

"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"

by Gardineroso September 16, 2003

Jasking

Abbreviation of the common phrase "Just asking", for purposes of typing or saying a quicker response

Person 1: So why did you want to know?
Person 2: Jasking.

by AkaYakaWaka January 22, 2010

jonking

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

I am jonking, you are not that neato

by laddleladdle February 17, 2009

Janking

To dodge from side to side/up-down in an evasive manner.

I had to be constantly janking to avoid the tracer and flak fire.

by leaf November 11, 2003