Jart 

to jizz so hard you fart

Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.

Jart by roscoe ruckspin June 6, 2008

JART 

A word defining all that is powerful in the world... set around four specific individuals who pair up to conquer all.

Quaneesha: AWW MAH LAWWDAAAY!! MAH HIZZOUSE BE'S ON FIYAH!! HALP MAH!! HALP MAH!!
John: Oh no! Calm down, Quaneesha, I'll just signal the JART to help you, I know they are doing a gig tonight, but they'll drop their awesomeness music to help a friend in need!
Quaneesha: WHO DA FUCK IS DA JART?
John: Only the best musical talents/crime fighting mech in the universe!
Quaneesha: AWWW DAYAM, tell dem to hurrrrrrry den, mah pitbullz be burrrnin alive in mah crib!

JART by TheOrangeKrushOne March 25, 2004

jart 

to fart out jizz from the penis.

you got me so excited i just jarted every were and it was just terrible it was everywere it was on the wall and the ceilings it was horrifying but it really turned you on.

jart by anniejustjarted September 15, 2010

Jart 

Combination of a jump and dart

The car just jarted in front of me.

Jart by Dirty welty May 16, 2018

Jart 

JART - Just a random thought.

Could be used as an abbreviation when texting (sms).

JART - How cool would it be to be not broke right now!?

Jart by isaba87 November 12, 2015

Jart 

short for jizz fart, compound noun: a fart containing particles of jizz, typically produced after one has been on the receiving end of anal sex.

Example 1:
Person A: How come you have such good Gay-dar?
Person B: Oh, it's a gift I have: I can smell jarts.

Example 2:
-It was only when I walked in on my two roommates in the bathroom, one reading Nietzche's the Gay Science in German, the other jarting in the shower, that I realized what true love was.

Jart by Devmaster11 August 17, 2010

Jart 

A man in the work place who, as a result of being unable to confess his undying love and adoration for the colleague who sit on his left and the colleague who sits diagonally across, becomes an office bully. Often times characterized by violent episodes of docking, consequently destroying the selfesteem and confidence of those around him. Behavior generally attibuted to being raised by a clan of daylons at a young age.

It's your fault. If you weren't so concerned about how many facebook friends you had in comparison to Sven, then maybe he would accept your docking offers. You are such a Jart!!

Jart by frank949798 September 23, 2007