New dick January

After destroy dick December and you need a new dick for new New year's

I'm going to need a new dick for New dick January after destroy dick December

by Ryan341 November 18, 2018

Damp January

A lesser version of dry January, for those of us with less willpower or just want a drink

Me: I’ll have a dirty martini
Nicole: I’ll thought you were doing dry January
Me: NO, I’m doing DAMP January.... not dry but not soaked as usual

by LizzyGlo January 8, 2021

don’t pee january

a month where you don’t pee

oh man i can’t pee because it is in fact don’t pee january

by anikanISblack December 2, 2020

January February March April May June July August September October November December

Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.

My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.

by tecopux October 29, 2021

January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)

JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored

Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.

Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)

by tecopux January 18, 2022

January 15; National Bite a Sibling Day

go bite that sibling!

hey sibling *CHOMP*
ow that hurt!
hah it’s January 15; National Bite a Sibling Day

by i’m the koolest of them all January 15, 2021

dry january

Dry January is the process of intercourse in the cool January air, which is low in moisture and tends to leave everything dry and uncomfortable. Much like getting your tongue stuck to a pole.

After December, dry January becomes a prevalent danger
We were in the woods, and nothing worked, it was dry january all over again

by Xdave January 3, 2015