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Janoskians

"Janoskians" is a popular act of oral and anal simulation, it consists of five sexual partners in total. Two partners start by inserting their penises into the other's anus, and thus it becomes a competition on who is able to squeeze it in first. The two remaining parters then attempt to stick their penises into the other's nostrils. The idea is to look as silly and gay as possible.

What You Will Need: A snapback, tri-pod and camera, a fringe, lip-piercing, vans (ask your parents, they're ok with it!) a foul mouth, add a hint of arrogance, and lastly, don't forget to upload it on YouTube, tagged "The Janoskians".

And remember, this popular position teaches us that it's totally cool to be a d*ckhead!
"Hey mate, what're those guys doing on the train with a camera?"

"Oh, they're probably doing the "Janoskians"."
by lodjfncmko December 19, 2012
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Dirty Jankowski

When a man pleasures 5 men at the same time utilizing both hands, mouth, back oriface, and is corn-holing a 5th.
Where the hell is Jamie? Oh... He's over there giving the wait-staff a Dirty Jankowski
by T Chris Johnson August 17, 2007
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Jankowski

An indecisive person who is prone to be a fun person when forced to extreme circumstances
Pulling a Jankowski is like taking a box of chocolate. You never know what's gonna happen.
by Bloodgang103 May 26, 2018
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Jancowski

Wow! yu are sooooo Jancowski
by opuhpludy November 1, 2011
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janoskian

a group of people who try to be funny but arent. they have videos on youtube which suck they get alot of funny hate comments. they have a song set this world on fire but a better tittle is set yourself on fire. pretty much means unfunny.
"oh tom that was not funny your a janoskian"
by wowthejanoskianssuck November 12, 2012
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Barrett Jazowski

A fucking trick ass ho by all and any standards, don't trust this fucking bitch, he'll cut for no fucking reason, Barrett Jazowski's are the worst sub section of people to ever exist, even though normal Barretts are ok, this specific type of Barrett fucking sucks, he's probably gay, and loves sucking dick for weed, a Barrett Jazowski's entire personality is based around how fucking depressed they are and how shitty their life is, we should start a movement to exterminate all Barrett Jazowski's since they wouldn't wanna live on this planet anyways.
He stuck his dick in a dead weasel AND sued it for child support!
Sounds like Barrett Jazowski
by BitchSlutSupreme April 3, 2019
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Janoskis

The act of inserting toothbrush's up the anus while sniffy the pantys of your grandmother or respective grandfather
Tim:dude i caught Andrew sniffin my grammys thongs!
Rory:oh damn you caught him Janoskis?
Tim:What?and my tooth brush taste like dick!
by Dr.BALLZSKEET August 15, 2011
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