Jake Gyllenhaal 

An inspirational actor. Usualy stars as the misfit teenager who no one understands. He comes from a very talented family. His dad, Stephen Gyllenhaal was a director, his mom made screenplays, and his sister is also an actor. His first film role was in City Slickers with Billy Crystal. And he had his first driving lesson from Paul Newman.

Jake Gyllenhaal co-starred in the good girl with jennifer anniston, and brokeback mountian with heath ledger; and starred in donnie darko, Bubble Boy, and Jarhead (just to name a few). I highly suggest you go watch some of those movies to see what im talking about.

ITS PRONOUNCED JAKE JILL-EN-HALL BITCH!

go watch brokeback mountian with jake gyllenhaal in it

jake gyllenhaal fans call themselves "gyllenhaalics"

Jake Gyllenhaal by Nicolex3 April 14, 2006

Jake gyllenhaal 

the most attractive man on earth. he is so incredibly handsome it’s rlly hard to believe he actually exists. amazing actor with so much talent n deserves an oscar asap. also hella funny too? what else do u want in a man honestly

someone: what’s ur fav movie
me: donnie darko
someone: why
me: jake gyllenhaal

Jake gyllenhaal by ifuckinglovejakegyllenhaal May 6, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal 

Someone who is known for being prone to stealing scarves.

– Look! Last Wednesday I stole this scarf from my ex
– You are Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal by Jake Gyllenhaal hater December 3, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal 

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.

Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.

Jake Gyllenhaal by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal Style 

It's the act of anal sex performed after spitting on your hands a few time for lubrication.

I was with the this guy last night and we ran out of KY, so I just told him to go Jake Gyllenhaal style. it hurt sooooo bad!

Jake Gyllenhaal Style by Janpier October 3, 2011

Jake Gllyenhaal 

Only the most hottest guy in the world.

EVER.

Stacey: OMG. It's Jake Gllyenhaal! :O
Me: OMG :O he is the hottest guy in the world!

Jake Gllyenhaal by :):):):):):):):):):D December 28, 2010

jake gyllenhall 

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣

“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)

jake gyllenhall by speaknowtv November 22, 2021