jaffering

To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.

1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!

by Jaffer Appreciation Society December 19, 2007

Jafferism

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.

He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.

by Jafferism May 27, 2009

Janfer

Best boy and smart loving jealous but charming

Loving and caring in so many ways like Janfer

by Huggersach February 21, 2017

Jafferiffic

Somebody who is a total Jaffacake. To be totally jafferatized.

"Omg hes jafferiffic!"

by abbio January 17, 2005

Jaffer

its really just a cookie.

"Uhm," explained ty the british kid, "Would you like a chocolate chip jaffer?"

by TyEmma September 26, 2012

jaffer

An individual who puts others first and truly enjoys a good time, origin in the T dot.

Sheri, Nancy, Shannon and Caroline are complete Jaffers!

by Jafferella January 29, 2005

jaffer

When someone is very cocky doing something easy which leads to an epic fail.

The word comes from the Canadian politician Jaffer who thought the Conservatives respected him thus portraying his family and followers as an epic fail.

The Leafs were going to score on an open net, but missed after showing off and fell into the boards. One hell of a jaffer.

by adamajid9 November 21, 2011