Jagon

the penis on the shoulders of aliens on southpark. these are seenin the cancelled episode, a real classic.

oooohh yeah! suck my jagon!

by The Niz Biz Wiz February 9, 2008

Jagoo

gettin it it! Sex

imma get some JAGOO (ja-goo) tonite!

by jagooaddict October 31, 2010

Jacoon Oralketchup

Jacoon Oralketchup, someone so confusing you can't tell if he's a farmer or a raccoon. On one hand, he loves humping his tractor and plowing away with his hoe. On the other hand, he'll eat and steal food from anything that opens, from your house to your asshole. These 2 sides create a cycle where he'll farm in the morning, steal in the afternoon, and cement(cum all over the place) indefinitely at night with all 8 balls.

MOM! Tyler got sprayed by a Jacoon Oralketchup! He's stuck in this white stuff!

by SexyBoy8673 May 30, 2020

Jagoogala

Verb: Short hand for "Just Google It." i.e. do a google search.

How many bones are in the human body?

"Jagoogala!"

by Jagoogala August 21, 2011

Jaggon

The sexual organ of a Jewgozian. Petruding from the shoulder.

"Oh my god I can't beleive you're sucking on my jaggon"
"Spencer you're a jaggon biter"

by Booby November 5, 2004

Jabooned

Completly and utterly messed up. Tore up, jacked up.

1. I can't believe that Robert paid $40.00 for his hairdo and it is still jabooned.

2. Lord, I got so jabooned last night I was jumping off the roof topless.

3. Shae can't get a new car because they pulled his credit and it was all jabooned.

4. Brittney lost her job and now her life is very jabooned.

by Zinkyyy July 17, 2009

Jagon

Jagon • To Hunt for success of bettering everything of Self.

Human Dragon.

Self service filled person.

Caring for self first, others last.

He/She is such a Jagon to how he/she gets way they disire.
It’s Jagon Season...

by @ZjKapone February 11, 2019