Jaggy Jobbie

a poo not quite ready to come out but so awkwardly placed in the colon that it is scrathing you.

"i've been poking at my arse for hours ive got a jaggy jobbie lodged somewhere"

by Shengmasterwarrior July 30, 2009

Jaggy rag

a bicth or a whore

wow...you girlfriend is a real Jaggy rag

by Justin Benettt February 15, 2009

jaggy jobby

When your feces is prickly during expulsion from your anal passage

"oh my shit that was a jaggy jobby. Ma arse is rid raw"

by lcjms December 30, 2007

jaggy bunnet

Scottish slang. Another name for the head.

"Am gonnae stick the jaggy bunnet in you fur yer cheek"
"Wee Ally McCoist scored a great goal wi the jaggy bunnet"

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

Jaggy D

A most unnerving condition that occurs in the upper pelvis and scrotum region of humans and in some cases in apes as well. This is caused when a pubic lice (crabs) infection is left untreated for a long time. It is almost impossible to cure after this condition takes a foothold in the subjective body. In advanced cases, it is reported to have caused skin peeling and “ooze bubbles”.

May be used to address a person who has similar qualities as well.

"Yo a total jaggy D bruv",

"Don't be a Jaggy D",

"After yo drunk yo a full blown jaggy D"

by Dr. KLV April 25, 2009

Jaggy Cap

Dangerous headwear. The Jaggy Cap requires careful stitching of razorblades into the peak of a flat cap to form a weapon.

Some charver was up in me face to lend him a tab so I kissed him with me jaggy cap and got him all gushing a' blood.

by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010

Aggy Jaggers

Old slang originally from the county of Kent in England. It refers to an eerie sea mist that forms along the shore which then gradually moves inland bringing with it a chilly, unpleasant clamminess. In his book ‘Great Expectations’ Charles Dickens has Pip meet the convict Magwitch in a thick aggy jagger.

There’s an aggy jaggers come in, can’t see your hand in front of your face.

by AKACroatalin June 16, 2017