Jaeger

Jaeger- steaming pile of seaman.

Wowsers, look at the steaming Jaeger dripping from his bum.

by Gb86 May 31, 2022

Jaeger

A Jaeger is a giant robot that fights Kaiju. They are from the Pacific Rim movies. They are ranged in categories from 1 to 20. The lower the number the older they are. There are more categories to be made and built. They have abilities better in each category. Gipsy danger has sword, Gaurdian Bravo has an arc whip and Atlas destroyer has an almost indestructible arm with a metal bladed rope that shoots out with insane speed and so on. Almost every Jeager has an ability that is unique in its own way.

That Jaeger is kicking that kaijus arse!!!

by AJJJJJJJJ July 11, 2022

Jaeger

To Jaeger, Jaegering or to be Jaegered is to have someone else pilot you through strong influence, coercion, or dominance. Often by a marital spouse, friend or colleague who is able to steer the actions of another or put words in the Jaegers mouth

1. The term was first used on the Critical Role Youtube series Campaign 1 - Vox Machina; by Travis Willingham, playing the character Grog, in response to his wife and game partner Laura Bailey, Vex'ahlia, was giving Travis specific words and actions to play through his character in Meta. 'Don't Jaeger me' was Travis's response

2. Jaeger - from the German word meaning "Hunter" - in this setting was a reference to Pacific Rim (2013 movie), where giant robots called Jaegers are piloted by two (or three) mentally linked pilots and used to fight off aliens that enter our universe from a portal between 2 tectonic plates.

Use: I think I will just say it the way I like, you don't need to Jaeger me
Use: Are you Jaegering me right now?
Use: Did you see Sarah? Was totally being Jaegered by that douche

by Glowedup98 October 18, 2022

Jaeger

In D&D or other TTRPG, when a player is absent, he or she allows another player to play their character.

It derives from the movie "Pacific Rim". Jaegers are the giant mech humans use to control.

- "Hey Natalie, I'm absent next week, can you jaeger Nox for me?"
= "Sure! I'll jaeger him."

- "Listen! I do not want anyone jaegering my character... at all!! You'll do it wrong."

by BATMA17 November 23, 2024

Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

Jaeger-Bombastic

Alcoholic shot of jaeger, mixed with apple cider. Known for an amazingly refreshing taste and making you run across the bar to try an attack the "titan" stealing the girl you chatted up all night.

I was so blitzed, i asked the bartender for 2 shots of jaeger-bombastic and i tried to fight my exs boyfriend.

by tmac2308 May 25, 2014

Jaeger Crew

1) A bunch of guys and/or girls who are generally considered to be losers and not a lot of fun.

2) Undesireables.

(The term 'jaeger crew' is derived from the drama Entourage.' In one episode Vince and his gang are mocked by Seth Green (portrayed as a loser) as the 'we don't drink jaeger crew.' Therefore, as Vince, Drama, E and Turtle are heroes, a real loser, following logic, is anyone who DOES drink jaeger).

God, why do we have to hang out with this jaeger crew?

Man, that dickhead is such a twat - a complete jaeger.

by padmesiter May 18, 2009