jackpot

a very large payoff in a gambling game, especially the largest available

I feel like I just hit the jackpot.

by Light Joker December 20, 2005

jackpot baby

Noun; Slang term used to describe a baby that was both planned and conceived abroad then delivered on U.S. soil solely for the parental desires of becoming U.S. citizens indirectly by way of an abused loop-hole in the system.

The parents usually plan and conceive the baby abroad and then late in the pregnancy, hop the border to drop the baby on U.S. soil. The baby is immediately granted U.S. citizenship upon being dropped and the parents U.S. citizenship is granted after the baby turns 18 years of age.

The baby usually matures and realizes that he or she was planned merely for parental desires of U.S. citizenship and develops alcoholism as a result of low self esteem.

On the flight to Denver from Cancun, I was sitting next to this pregnant Mexican lady who was in labor. Once we flew over the border, she dropped the baby right there in the plane !! "Jackpot...baby !!" she says right after the delivery. I couldn't believe my ears. She sounded like she won the lotto after dropping that jackpot baby.

by boomer323 June 23, 2010

jackpot trick

Basically jackpot trick is something you say when you're gamblin with a trick who has no clue on how to play.

Jackpot trick!
Now gimme my money, gimme my money.
What? no money? No rice, no noodles fo yo ass!

by Jose Illegal September 28, 2006

jackpoot

The best pussy in the world.

Dude I just hit the jackpoot, that bitche's pussy is amazing.

by gojohnnyo October 26, 2019

jackpot

To vomit from drinking too much. The mouth is like coins coming out, and like a one-armed bandit, the arm is up from holding one's hair out of the way, or from a toilet or whatever you are handing onto. Most don't even notice the irony, of all what one wins when one is excessive and greedy.

"I got too drunk last night, hit the jackpot, and got puke all over my new trainers too"

by eaglestein December 30, 2020

jockpost

to have the stench of the locker room brought to your face.

Ines Sainz got jockposted by Rex Ryan at practice today!!

by mikey mc3413 September 15, 2010

sexual jackpot

refers to the act of finding a drunk unsuspecting woman who has just been blown off by her boyfriend. This woman is so pissed that she takes revenge on her boyfirend by fucking the next guy she sees.

see that douchebag over there? He is about to hit the sexual jackpot!

by Andy Bobich January 2, 2009