Jackmoose

Person not competent in living life!!

Tom is acting like a jackmoose, he did not know he was invited to a party at his house!!

by tdi543 January 20, 2009

Jackloaf

A non-cliche variant on the common jack-off or jagoff. Also a substitute for 'douchebag'

So he made life miserable for everyone here, then whined through the entire process of being fired, then said he hated his job and was already looking for another one anyway. What a jackloaf...

by mnamna1 January 4, 2011

jackpoot

The best pussy in the world.

Dude I just hit the jackpoot, that bitche's pussy is amazing.

by gojohnnyo October 26, 2019

Jackboot

Blanket term for authoritarians, someone who demands you bow to the state (government) or be forced to. Short for Jack Booted Thug.

That jackboot talks about freedom, but his voting record says otherwise.

by Hatchettwit May 6, 2021

Jackwood

N00bz, Nub, some1 who tends to get pwNed easly. Short people

Jackwood, JAwsus, Callahan,

by I eat Mothman December 10, 2010

jackbooted thugs

n.

1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.

2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.

3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.

4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.

The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.

by Eleusis October 14, 2003

jackaloonery

To be a jackaloon

Bill: "Hey check out steve's dancing over there he looks like an idiot"

Franklin: "Stop that jackaloonery!"

by the roflcopter 6.6.9.0 May 5, 2011