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Jackhammer

A rather dangerous looking dildo that is used mainly by females that could be described as an alisa
hey dude i heard about that girl. watch out for the jackhammer.
by General Bradley January 22, 2005
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Jackhammer

When jacking off so close to a girls face, that your motions continually hit her in the face, in a constant punching rythm.
Suzy pissed me off, so when we were done, i jackhammered her bitch ass.
by Nick May 13, 2005
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Jackhammer

A Car Made By Hot Wheels, First Seen In The Accleracers Movie, It Was Driven By Deezel "Porkchop" Riggs.
Guy 1: Hey, Have You Seen JackHammer Yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I Have Seen Him In A Demolition Derby 5 Pack
by Jet Threat 4.0 December 5, 2015
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Jackhammering

A man’s RAPID motioned sex style that gives ZERO PLEASURE to a woman. Jackhammering is a style used by AVID PORN WATCHERS.
“He was jackhammering me and it hurt my vagina.”
by Lagtx February 24, 2019
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The Jackhammer

A sex position when you hold a girl upside down and spread her legs to resemble the handles of a jackhammer while doing this you pound your penis in the girls vagina causing her to go up and down like a jackhammer
by AntonioH December 18, 2012
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jackhammering

A sex position that near no woman likes. Like literally zero. MEN, read that last sentence again. And if you feel triggered I would urge you to look at the fact that maybe your ego is being hurt right now because instead of doing proper research you just went off some porn hub shit. Lookup a women's life website like cosmo... now THERE'S what women want in their sex articles. But since you probably won't because you're going to pass this off as just one woman's opinion let me share a fact. ONLY 1/4 women orgasm from penetration alone, let alone you treating their sacred heavenly space as something to be literally destroyed with the god-forsaken jackhammer move of yours. JUST DONT.

Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.

Sincerely,

Representative of the Vajayjay support group
Callie: I swear to god, the next man that tries jackhammering me thinking he's doing something is going to get it bit off.

Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out

Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.
by your vajayjay queen May 5, 2021
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jackhammering

when a man is having sex really fast like when jacking off hence jackhammer.
he was going so fast, he just kept jackhammering Me. it is not fun Having sex with him
by ooma90 January 5, 2008
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