Jackpot convention

A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.

I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention

by El el fetches January 23, 2013

The Jackpot

When someone feels lucky in some area of life. To feel as if you were bestowed with good fortune.

I hit the jackpot when I found my wife/husband, their so amazing!

by Davidangel1 July 24, 2017

Jackoff of all trades

Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.

"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."

by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009

Jacko

Slang for Michael Jackson, created by the childish media.

Wacko Jacko has done it again.

by Vicky February 7, 2004

Jackpot screw

Someone who marries a rich heir/ess by getting her/self pregnant.

Nelly changed his life thanks to a timely jackpot screw, now she's the proud wife of millionaire.

by Francisco Sp April 1, 2007

Jackbooking

When a man jerks off whilst on facebook. He may or may not have an additional tab opened with porn. Can stem from the combined need for social attention and control over one's own life.

Torre knew he would have to conceal his jackbooking problem from everyone, yet he still got a disturbing thrill from masturbating while on facebook.

by GuidodrivesaCaddy August 14, 2010

Are you a jackoff?

A useful, go-to question for the ages, used in situations when someone’s behavior verges on intolerable.

In my opinion my husband over-utilizes the question, “Are you a jackoff?” when I am attempting to regale him with my UD compositions.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020