Jordy

a boy that doesn’t know his toe to his finger.

Girl: You know jordy is so smart?!

Me: really?! he doesn’t know his toe to his finger

by Raebae March 16, 2019

Jordy

A person who is always making excuses not to go out, and is not fun to be around. Sometimes also called 'doing a Jordy Shore'.

Q: Bro, why isn't Matt coming to the party?
A: That bitch is being a total jordy again, he says he is grounded but he's probably masturbating.

by PimBARF March 14, 2015

Jordy

A Jordy (commonly known as a Jordy story) is a really shit story. Most people replace "Cool story bro" with "Jordy".

Guy: So I walked down the street yesterday and i went to the video store.
Listener: Oh yeah so what happened than?
Guy: i got toy story out...... hahahan.....?
Listener: Jordy

by Darvo69 November 1, 2012

Jordy

Jordy is a very good person and if you ever come to be friends with him keep him sometimes it he can be annoying but sometimes can be funny, he also likes to play sports and stay active whenever he can, Jordy can be thought to be a very loyal person and someone you who likes to help other.

Jordy is very funny and nice

by Jordy.p November 21, 2021

Jordy

a big fat shit

"where did jesse go again the dumb fuck"
"oh mate hes taking a jordy downstairs"

by bigdirtydog August 26, 2019

jordy

A soccer player with no sense of team - skillful but unable to read the game, unwilling to pass to a team mate, ultimately a weak link.

Jordy wasted the opportunity by electing to try and beat 3 men rather than put in an early ball.

by Joshiah December 28, 2005

Jordy

A stealthy man who is outgoing as hell, very flirtatious and loves sports or anything that makes him feel alpha and boosts his ego. Fit, tall, and strong facial features, maybe a few scars too, raised by a good family doesn’t mean he’s a good person though. Just wants to party and live life like you only live once. Has fallen in love more than once, and is extremely hard to forget about if you fell in love with them. Memorable person for sure but lies a lot to make an alter ego appearance for other people; if you know the real him through lies and truth you know he’s a genuine person and one you should try not to lose. Loyalty isn’t a strong suit, but fuck if they lose it you won’t get it back. If they don’t see motivation for you(it) they will never try again and go to the next thing they can get their hands on. They want to fix you but you already broke them with your ego and in the long run there’s no recovery, I don’t miss you but I cherish the time we spent none the less; I won’t forgive but I’ll always remember.

I remember Jordy , he was the popular one right?

by Yolomostdope November 7, 2019