Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.

Interviewer: So, tell me a bit about yourself..
You: I am a people person
Interviewer: And how do you think you benifit the company?
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: I see, so tell me why exactly you want to work for Macgyver's Shit Sandwiches, Sandwiches Made Of Authentic Human Shit?
You: FUCK

This is Joblivion

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

JBOL

Just Busted Out laughing... for something that deserves more than the played out LOL. JBOL is not to be used lightly.. it is only valid if you did literally.. just bust out laughing from a comment

Girl 1 (Janeane): At my interview today I was so nervous I threw up a little bit on the guys desk... then wiped it off and kept talking as if it didn't happen

Girl 2 (Sel): JBOL. I bet you'll definitely - probably - not get the job at all...

by jat222 February 25, 2011

Jooblet

a jooblet is the small bit of jobby that gets rejected by the rest and is left to be just a little dollop on its own.
or

a jooblet is the aftermath of dangleberrys when one of the bits fall off

"OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOTALLY MISSED THE TOILET AND LEFT A JOOBLET ON THE FLOOR!!"

"oh my your dangleberrys are so bad the jooblets are dropping from the ass hairs"

by camille face like jooblets May 3, 2009

Joebola

When you immediately feel ill in the presence of certain people.

Last time I saw MIke I came down with a immediate case of Joebola and had to leave. It took weeks to recover

by The Milf Commish April 23, 2016

jojolion

the 8th part of the manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where a sailor boy goes on a bizarre adventure to look into his past

Hirohiko Araki: Jojolion chapter 101 will be released on Chapter 101 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8: Jojolion manga will be released on Saturday, October 17, at 9:30, am PDT
Jojolion Fans: poggers

by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020

Eddie and Jobo

Two of the best morning DJs Chicago radio has ever heard! They are the morning duo that can be heard on Chicago radio station, B96 (96.3 FM) from 5a.m. - 10 a.m. They are funny, amusing, entertaining, and provide a great way to wake up and start the day.

Did you hear Eddie and Jobo's latest prank calls and parody songs today?

by B96forLife June 21, 2008

Jobototo

Jobototo means a person that plays fortnite.

You are a Jobototo.

by Radical_Void13 November 14, 2020