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jets fan 

A delusional person who every football season will have high hopes for their team but will have their hearts ripped out of their chest from the disaster that is the New York Jets organization
At the start of every season a jets fan will assume the team is gonna have at least 10 wins, little do they know there record will be 4-12
jets fan by Bothadeeznutz February 5, 2017
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jets to brazil 

once one of the greatest indie rock bands to emerge from the jawbreaker era, now simply reduced to hackneyed poor-me pop/piano crap.
"man, did you hear jets to brazil's orange rhyming dictionary?"
"yeah, what a fucking great album! hey, did you get perfecting loneliness?"
"yeah, dont ever get that. its awful. its like theyre trying to make you sad, but the music itself makes me want to cry out of sheer terribleness."
"word."

jets lounge 

a place w/ too much fucking arguing owned by a gay fag named landon
fuck jets lounge dean is cooler

Jets On/Jets Off 

A popular metaphor created by the JETMILK publication signifying the amount of stimulation one is ready to receive. A reference to whether one can handle the jets in a hot tub being on or off.

JETS ON: Accepting of and open to a heightened amount of stimulation.

JETS OFF: Seeking little-to-no additional stimulation; a more chill vibe.
"Hey there's a new bar I wanted us to check out. Are you Jets On/Jets Off today?
"I'm feeling a little Jets Off maybe we can check it out tomorrow"

hit the jets 

DeShaun hit the jets after LeQueefa, his math teacher, sentenced him to 2 days of after school detention.
hit the jets by MasterWordManMang December 14, 2015

Winnipeg Jets 

Left in '96, back in 2011. The NHL franchise with the greatest and loudest fans in the entire league. Anyone who disagrees has not been to the MTS Centre.
Winnipeg Jets by guitarhero2 January 21, 2012