Jart

When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.

"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

Jart

Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted

To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.

I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!

That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.

by PKmode February 21, 2013

jart

To be in the act of "Jogging" and accidentily FART.

Technically a Fart while jogging!

also see: Shart, Fart.

"I don't think imm goona be able to finish this lap." said Biff. FLARRRPP... "OOPs!" said Sheniqua. "I Just jarted!"

by Zach? April 9, 2005

Jart

to come at something fast. To dart and to gyrate at the same time. jart is spelled with a "J" because if spelled with a "G" it wouldn't sound the same

That seed justjarted at my forehead!

by the witty professor April 28, 2009

Jart

The act of farting while jumping or airborne. A jart is usually unintentional.

Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?

Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..

by JimBobWay88 October 4, 2011

Jart

to jizz so hard you fart

Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.

by roscoe ruckspin June 6, 2008

jart

to fart out jizz from the penis.

you got me so excited i just jarted every were and it was just terrible it was everywere it was on the wall and the ceilings it was horrifying but it really turned you on.

by anniejustjarted September 15, 2010