J.P. Gertums

When a man forces a women to give him oral sex, and then lays her out on the floor and ejaculates all over her body.

Also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.

"Bitch get on the floor" "Okay!" "ohh yeah, you just got J.P. Gerted"

"This test is so easy." "It's not as easy as your mom" A verbal J.P. Gertums...

by TCA1234abc June 28, 2009

J.P.T.

Japanese People Time

Why are you here so early? We're not running on J.P.T.

by Seriously Random September 26, 2003

J.P.S.

J.P.S. noun; abbreviation for Just Plain Shit, a shorthand
way of indicating things are not going well, particularly in an environment where being too blunt might be hazardous to ones employment or perhaps a significant relationship

We looked at the blueprints, then remeasured the proscenium, and we all agreed that the architect's rendering was J.P.S.

by Mark W. Schlemmer July 16, 2008

j.p elder

School where there is lots of fights and all of the kids are badass and you will find the most awesome people ever and most likely you will find your best friend there and the food is alright and they have great musical programs

I just love going to J.P Elder it's the best middle school ever

by Softballgymnast June 10, 2018

J.P. Weed

The best godamn thing ever created. The name came from Jurassic Park because they plant was used in the movie jurassic park and the first letters of those words is J.P. And it is seriously the coolest thing on the earth and i love it to hell and stuff.

Dude look, a family of J.P. Weed!

by pimpmasterM May 18, 2003

J.P.S.

Jeep Positioning System

(otherwise know as a compass)

-"Hey, Jon, where are we now?"
-"Hold on just a sec while I check my J.P.S."

by wwhitte October 28, 2010

J.P. Morguean

Infamous robber-baron who didn't mind filling the funeral homes with corpses just so that he and his "rich-bug" cronies could continue "living the good life".

I try to be very careful with my finances so that I don't have to take out any loans, and I avoid the NYSE like the plague; with these wise practices, I hopefully won't fall victim to any modern-day J.P. Morgueans.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018