O J Simpson

1. An star top-notch football athlete.
2. A man who was like "man, I'm black, don't be racist" and sticks guns to his head while racing down highways with the police in pursuit all for sporting entertainment.

O J Simpson likes gloves that don't fit, because the jury must acquit.

by Matt Mapplah January 15, 2009

O j simpson

when you use the argument that the condom doesnt fit,so you can get a raw fuck,always leave the condom by the bed

bob took a viagra and told sally the condom didnt fit,a classic o j simpson defence to where he didnt have to wear a condom

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

j o s e

spaced jose, pronounced jo-se

this is j o s e

by UnknownEC2 March 23, 2020

J/O

A term used to describe 'jerking-off' or 'jacking-off' - otherwise known as masturbation, or self-pleasure activities leading to orgasm and ejaculation of semen.

Used by Polecat324 when approaching minors asking for pictures of their 'sexy bodie'.

"send some photos right now plz I'm trying to j/o"

by Polecat699 September 18, 2022

O. J. Simpson

See “guilty.”

O. J. Simpson is the textbook example of being guilty.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 9, 2022

J O E

The official declaration of war i 69 states and in 420 countries, asking who J O E is ca cause immediate symptoms like death.

Dude 1:Did you know J O E died of ligma?
Dude 2:Actually he teamed up with Deez and Yuri and travelled on a dragon to saw-con, in gargleon

by TheofficialJ O E May 9, 2022

death o j

A limo car used by hood residents back in the early days of hip hop in New York City

Me and my boys when cruising in a death o j after the show.

by Wamwam61 August 9, 2021