IXL

Modern torture for children

"Do your IXLs"

-Dumb ass teacher

by ditto.png April 29, 2019

IXL

A website that teacher and school district use to torture their students to the point, that they throw their computers out the window,cuss, pull out their hair, and break things.

(The smart score is rigged against students)

Person one: Why do you have a huge bald spot and no computer?

Person two: I did IXL and it sucks

by Average student 101 November 17, 2020

IXL

this fucking website destroyed my grades saying you can touch cold fucking air like wtf. L got a fucking D-

Ixl got me grade grades.And it gave me a melted brain

by IXL is gay January 5, 2022

IXL

Hell and cancer having a child during math class

my son killed himself because of fucking ixl

by UPISNOTJUMP :/ June 10, 2020

IXL

a stupid website made by a braindead person (aka: paul mishkin) which causes 100% of all suicides. It is the leading death of children 6 and up. It rigs everything from questions to point system

Kid 1: goes to school
Kid 2: hey, why are you bald?
Kid 1: I was doing IXL
Kid 2: Oh yeah, Paul Mishkin is a bitch

by Ultimateidk November 10, 2020

IXL

if you actually play it in your free time you are an insane stupid bitch and you have no friends

boy 1: i do ixl in my free time
boy 2: are you fucking insane

by truesigmamale January 7, 2022

IXL

Ixl.com is a website where it technically torture's kids into some shitty questions and when they answer it wrong their so called "points" gets set back 3-10 points. It is the shittiest website i've come across. its a total waste of money. if you tell your children to do ixl and you find out they have depression, the only person to blame is yourself for being so stupid and wasting money on this absolutely SHITTY website. IM FUCKING FORCED TO DO THIS DURING SUMMER!!!

God "your not allowed here"

Parents "why not"

God "because you forced your kids to do ixl"

by karmacominyourway June 8, 2021