Ultimateidk's definitions

Cancer

The stupidest disease my best friend had.

Jonny had cancer. When he was sent to the hospital for the he lost count time, the realized he was terminal. No stopping cancer at that stage. (Sigh) Goodbye, Jonny, you were nice

by Ultimateidk October 27, 2020

Sofia Vergara

A Columbian woman with massive tits that I really wanna suck

I was sucking Sofia Vergara's tits so much, milk came out

by Ultimateidk October 27, 2020

Adopt me

Stupid overrated game that is somehow popular

Jared was playing adopt me. He suddenly got a trade request. The person gave him a dog and he gave them some rare pet. Jared screamed and threw his laptop. Mom came over and gave him a mega ass whooping.

by Ultimateidk November 6, 2020

IXL

a stupid website made by a braindead person (aka: paul mishkin) which causes 100% of all suicides. It is the leading death of children 6 and up. It rigs everything from questions to point system

Kid 1: goes to school
Kid 2: hey, why are you bald?
Kid 1: I was doing IXL
Kid 2: Oh yeah, Paul Mishkin is a bitch

by Ultimateidk November 10, 2020