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Stupid overrated game that is somehow popular
Jared was playing adopt me. He suddenly got a trade request. The person gave him a dog and he gave them some rare pet. Jared screamed and threw his laptop. Mom came over and gave him a mega ass whooping.
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by Ultimateidk November 06, 2020

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IXL
a stupid website made by a braindead person (aka: paul mishkin) which causes 100% of all suicides. It is the leading death of children 6 and up. It rigs everything from questions to point system
Kid 1: goes to school
Kid 2: hey, why are you bald?
Kid 1: I was doing IXL
Kid 2: Oh yeah, Paul Mishkin is a bitch
by Ultimateidk November 10, 2020

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The stupidest disease my best friend had.
Jonny had cancer. When he was sent to the hospital for the he lost count time, the realized he was terminal. No stopping cancer at that stage. (Sigh) Goodbye, Jonny, you were nice
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by Ultimateidk October 27, 2020

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A Columbian woman with massive tits that I really wanna suck
I was sucking Sofia Vergara's tits so much, milk came out
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by Ultimateidk October 27, 2020

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