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ixl

a dumbass website which induces side effects that include bouts of 'insanity', 'rage', 'suicidal thoughts' and more.

Be prepared to die when you go onto the site.
Example:

Tim: Oh my god, why is Timmy destroying the school's government-funded tiny-ass laptops?

Tom: Oh, he was forced to do IXL for 3 hours and he just lost it.

Tim: Oh, that explains a lot! Just the other day, He had to go to hospital in critical condition due to brain damage. Sad.
by blueberry_pancakes January 16, 2019
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ixl

A terrible (worse than terrible) math and language arts website that teachers assign to their students so they get paid more
SIDE EFFECTS:
Self-abuse, suicidal thoughts and/or actions, computer damage, and many other things
*mom crying* "Why Timmy, why......"
Timmy's Headstone: Died of an ixl overload
by joshyyyyaboymate February 26, 2019
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IXL

Stupid ass bitch ass website that causes more deaths than anything in the world. Apparently in the App Store it has good ratings but we need to stop that. If u are on apple go there and give it a thumbs down. Plz no one likes that website and teachers do. We need to REBELL
Do you know that that dumbass website called IXL has more deaths than anything in the world
It causes Eye Ligma
A lot of kids suicide from that shit
by IXL is gay April 4, 2019
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IXL

A hellhole website that is torture for children, you lose a shit load of points if you get a question wrong and you get very little points when you get a question right. You are forced to deal with a smartscore and a timer which is just gonna make kids even more stressed out. The explanations when you answer a question wrong are bullshit and don't give understanding information. I swear IXL has a bunch of trick questions, moral of the story is, IXL is bullshit and is bad for children, it doesn't teach you anything and all it does is make you stressed out. IXL should be called IXHell.

P.S. do not be fouled by the innocent website cover, they used that as a scare-tactic to get you to use the program thinking it's an innocent and easy website.
"Oh dude, what happend to your computer?!"
"Oh um, it was IXL."
"Ohhhh, makes perfect sense."
by Firealarm4 May 27, 2020
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IXL

"Do your IXLs"

-Dumb ass teacher
by ditto.png April 29, 2019
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IXL

A website that teacher and school district use to torture their students to the point, that they throw their computers out the window,cuss, pull out their hair, and break things.

(The smart score is rigged against students)
Person one: Why do you have a huge bald spot and no computer?

Person two: I did IXL and it sucks
by Average student 101 November 17, 2020
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IXL

this fucking website destroyed my grades saying you can touch cold fucking air like wtf. L got a fucking D-
Ixl got me grade grades.And it gave me a melted brain
by IXL is gay January 5, 2022
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