by Famous_Wolf2099 April 1, 2017
Get the Ivor mug.Ivor, seriously, what the fuck is an Ivor? A common term for Ivor is a lazy fag who smokes brown filter cigarettes only. Usually Ivor’s seem innocent and gentle at first but once they become your friend you realize what a dick sucking homo they can be. What do you call the extra skin hanging off the tip of your penis? An Ivor
Dude, it smells fucked in here! Man, you better cut that Ivor off soon before you start getting more shmagma!
by Squancer March 11, 2019
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A person who gets extremely stressed about his name being said wrong, but has the cutest smile and is the kindest person you'll ever meet! He will always do anything for you once you are dating. You are his main priority. He is shy at first but when you get to know him he's really loud. He will fuck you all night. He is the best person ever an if you ever meet an Ivor, never, ever let that sword go! He is very athletic and loves sports as football, cricket and basketball. In addition to this, he likes reading watching series and videogames, but he isn't obsessed like all those other niggas out there. All the girls throw themselves at him, and he rejects them all except you. He puts you before anyone and anything else! He will text you at the middle of the night just to check you're okay! But once you show he you is a skunt he will show you he is a Muddaskunt! So watch yourself
Girl 1: OMG IS THAT IVOR!?!?!?!
Girl 2: Yeah Kate’s going out with him
Girl 1 Ugh that Kate is one lucky bitch, so selfish
Guy 1: Yo is that Ee-vor?
Guy 2: Yeah that’s the weirdest mudda-fucking name ever don’t you think my nigga?
Ivor: *Shoots Guy 1 and Guy 2*
Girl 2: Yeah Kate’s going out with him
Girl 1 Ugh that Kate is one lucky bitch, so selfish
Guy 1: Yo is that Ee-vor?
Guy 2: Yeah that’s the weirdest mudda-fucking name ever don’t you think my nigga?
Ivor: *Shoots Guy 1 and Guy 2*
by idonotWannabeTracerGotitWrong November 22, 2021
Get the Ivor mug.A person who gets extremely stressed about his name being said wrong, but has the cutest smile and is the kindest person you'll ever meet! He will do anything for you once you are dating. You are his main priority. He is shy at first but when you get to know him he's really loud and it’s over for that pussy. He is the best person ever an if you ever meet an Ivor, never, ever let him go! He is very athletic and loves sports as football, cricket and basketball. In addition to this, he likes reading, watching series and videogames, but he isn't obsessed like all those other niggas out there. All the girls throw themselves at him, and he rejects them all except you. He puts you before anyone and anything else! He will text you at the middle of the night just to check you're okay! But if you show Ivor you’re a skunt he will show you he is a Muddaskunt!
Girl 1: OMG IS THAT IVOR!?!?!?!
Girl 2: Yeah Kate's going out with him.
Girl 1 Ugh that Kate lucky bitch, so selfish!
Guy 1: Yo is that Ee-vor?
Guy 2: Yeah that's the weirdest name ever don't you think my nigga?
Ivor: *Shoots Guy 1 and Guy 2*
Girl 2: Yeah Kate's going out with him.
Girl 1 Ugh that Kate lucky bitch, so selfish!
Guy 1: Yo is that Ee-vor?
Guy 2: Yeah that's the weirdest name ever don't you think my nigga?
Ivor: *Shoots Guy 1 and Guy 2*
by idonotWannabeTracerGotitWrong November 22, 2021
Get the Ivor mug.A person who gets extremely stressed about his name being said wrong, but has the cutest smile and is the kindest person you'll ever meet! He will do anything for you once you are dating. You are his main priority. He is shy at first but when you get to know him he's really loud and it’s over for that pussy. He is the best person ever an if you ever meet an Ivor, never, ever let him nor that dick go! He is very athletic and loves sports such as football and basketball. In addition to this, he likes reading and videogames, but he isn't obsessed like all those other niggas out there. All the girls throw themselves at him, and he rejects them all except you. He puts you before anyone and anything else! He will text you at the middle of the night just to check you're okay! But if you show Ivor you’re an idiot you have to go!
Girl 1: OMG IS THAT IVOR!?!?!?!
Girl 2: Yeah Kate's going out with him.
Girl 1 Ugh that Kate lucky bitch, so selfish!
Guy 1: Yo is that Ee-vor?
Guy 2: Yeah that's the weirdest name ever don't you think my nigga?
Ivor: *Shoots Guy 1 and Guy 2*
Girl 2: Yeah Kate's going out with him.
Girl 1 Ugh that Kate lucky bitch, so selfish!
Guy 1: Yo is that Ee-vor?
Guy 2: Yeah that's the weirdest name ever don't you think my nigga?
Ivor: *Shoots Guy 1 and Guy 2*
by idonotWannabeTracerGotitWrong November 22, 2021
Get the Ivor mug.Ivor Biggun; aka Robert "Doc" Cox; born 1 July 1946 in Sheffield, Yorkshire; British musician and television journalist; appeared on the BBC TV program "That's Life!"; as a musician he specialised in smutty songs which were banned by nearly all radio stations in his early career; in 2006 he released a best-of double CD.
by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008
Get the Ivor Biggun mug.Ivor Biggun; aka Robert "Doc" Cox; born 1 July 1946 in Sheffield, Yorkshire; British musician and television journalist; appeared on the BBC TV program "That's Life!"; as a musician he specialised in smutty songs which were banned by nearly all radio stations in his early career; in 2006 he released a best-of double CD.
by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
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