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Life span of an idiot

Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months
The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots
by dynamicmodel2.0 April 8, 2021
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idiot bar

a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment
The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
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Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
by notjakelmao November 4, 2020
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Gen Z'idiot

The typical foolish Generation Z person that spends hours watching idiotic Tik Tok videos and being lazy.

Most western Gen Z females fail at being real women, have horrendous hygiene, low IQs, are irresponsible, are woke ass idiot feminists, LGBTQ degenerates, unhealthy as fuck, stink, don't wash their asses, can't even boil water to save their useless asses, let alone cook, and so on.

A high percentage of Gen Z guys fail at being masculine men. They lack far more testosterone than the typical boomer man. In other words, a lot of these guys are feminine weak ass betas. Having to work with a Gen Z'idiot can make things unpleasant since a lot of them refuse to work, and not give a damn about work. An alarming number of them also choose to have the most idiotic hairstyle, well-known as the "broccoli" or "muffin" haircut.

Modern technology has made a whole entire generation very lazy. Uber Eats has become a big option for Gen Z'ers since they can't cook. Many of Gen Z'ers come from single mother trash and never had any father figure in their lives. This could be one of the reasons they're lost and hopeless. If there ever is an economic collapse like the Great Depression, a lot of the Gen Z'idiots will be the first ones to get wiped out. They're too worried about diversity and racism.

There are very few Gen Z'ers who are highly skilled and far ahead of their game or age. The term Gen Z'idiot does not apply to such young adults.
Boomer man at the gym: Man, you know what's frustrating? Seeing all these high school graduates overcrowd the gym in packs like hyenas, occupy the benches, and get on their phones while doing absolutely nothing! Do they have a purpose in life?

Muscular millennial guy: Nah, bro. Gen Z'idiots are hopeless NPCs that can't be saved. I'm thankful I still grew up before these smart phones came out. My next door buddies and I enjoyed riding our bikes and playing with water guns all weekends.

Gen X guy: Oh same! Playing Super Mario Bros on NES with my cousins was the best thing growing up. Good times! These Gen Z'idiots missed the train.
by DrMGTOW August 19, 2023
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Idiota

Just a fun way of saying idiot that sounds like idy-yoda. Also, perhaps denoting an iota of idiocy, an idiot who is very small due to their idiotic actions, or just an idiot who is tiny/petite.
Lucy: 50 times 2 is?
Rachel: 200
Lucy: No, you idiota. Haven't you been paying attention in class? Just take off the zero, multiply 5 by 2, and add the zero back: 100
by OffBeatDrummer November 9, 2020
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Pokey idiot

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.
Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!
by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016
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fucking idiot furry

a moron who knows absolutely nothing about life or anything at all. often dig their own grave and jump in as well as ruin other peoples lives and their own. are basically an all round fucking dickhead
by shadow101 June 24, 2022
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