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iDouche

n. a douchebag investment banker who:

A) suffers from the worst case of middle child syndrome whether or not he or she has siblings
B) cannot live without weed, coke, and pimps
C) thinks Africa is a country
D) voted for Arnold or wishes he did
E) never lets his girlfriend beat him at board games
F) brags about his Ferrari at dinner and doesn't even pay for the meal
or
G) All of the above
iDouches bug me out.

That iDouche dropped a grand for a $500 vaporizor cause it matches his golf clubs.
by jerseycurls January 1, 2009
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IRDOB

1. it is an acronym for the phrase "I'd Rather Do My Own Butt", which is commonly used at right after an assignment that is given from an english teacher that has a last name "Moore" in the Panhandle of Oklahoma.
2. An acronym used after being asked to go on a date or social event by an ugly woman.
Mrs. Moore: "Since you won't stop talking about Chuck Norris, you all can just turn in your assignment tomarrow."

Student: "IRDOB"
by Chanman32 February 14, 2008
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indouchement

Having some form or fashion of douchebagery forced upon ones self or surroundings.
"Law enforcement is a constant indouchement upon our rights"

See also indouched
by Somewhiteguy51 November 6, 2015
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Indouching

To process of being indouched
To start a douch
They were indouching her for her baby!
by Jdan November 11, 2017
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idouche

A person more connected to his phone than his friends.
That idouche can’t quit playing games on his phone.
by Justbcz October 16, 2018
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indoubledeed

By definition: indoubledeed, a noun, means to shut the fuck up.
You can go indoubledeed yourself, Bob!
by Indeeddoubledeedbob January 8, 2019
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The "I really don't understand people because I'm different and all the girls wear pink and makeup but I like black yes we do exist" Society, is a society made up of little girls who want to get bullied so they have something to cry about and pretend they're teenagers online. I made this up, haha funny get noobed
JENNA: "You wouldn't understand Becky. I'm just different. I'm in the irdupbidaatgwpambilbywde society too.
BECKY: "What the fuck Jenna, you're insane, I bet you made that up."
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