Wedding Invitation

Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.

WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes

Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.

by DanielHut April 1, 2008

Secondary Invitation

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.

Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?

by OJneg May 31, 2010

rhetorical invitation

When you invite someone but don't expect/want them to respond positively.

I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.

by tinmandespot March 28, 2015

Lanky Boy Invitational

An annual event for lanky boys in Raleigh, NC at PNC Arena.

Guy 1: bro are you going the the lanky boy Invitational
Guy 2: hell yeah everyone is pulling up

by Chi’s Lanky Meme Boys August 12, 2018

Conditional Invitation

When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.

'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'

-Textbook example of the conditional invitation

by robertstapelsmum October 19, 2009

Invitational

An event or gathering restricted to invited participants

Adj

"an invitational tournament"

by Gingerbreadman March 19, 2005

invitatious

adj. someone offering an invitation, someone issuing many invitations, being gracious about inviting

We decided to be invitatious and invite my "boyfriend" to the fair.

by crazycold September 8, 2005