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invading ukraine

Dismissing lots of easy conflict resolutions because you assume they won't work, till suddenly you're invading Ukraine.
Putin got left alone with his thoughts for too long, and now he's invading Ukraine.

Lucille, you're invading Ukraine again.
by no nono February 26, 2022
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Invading Poland

Verb: To Invade Poland: A sexual act, where a man gets a running start (preferable 10-15 yards in advance), and dives onto his woman partner, hoping to land in her taco.

An often risky manuver, as many times it is hard to land a direct bullseye, and this can result in severe injury.Not for the weak of heart. Difficulty of landing in the taco,will vary on the women. Sluts are generally easier to invade and barriers can usually be infultrated with just one attack. Virgins on the other hand, my take multiple invasions.

Invading Poland is usually a mutual activity but don't be afraid to persue an ambush.
"Honey, im tired of the same old boring sex all of the time, isnt there something else we can try?"

"Why yes sweetums, why dont you lay on your back and ill be back in a second"

As man leaves he measures out ten steps from the bed..turns around, and with three brisk skips and a leap dives into snookums."

Invading Poland is pending for olympic events, excluding man african amercians as they would destroy many Polands accross the world.
by C IV December 14, 2008
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invagination

1. (noun, botanical) A growth process whereby a plant sheath or stem segment grows back on itself, essentially turning itself inside out.

2. (noun, CIA/FBI/NSA) An interrogation process whereby a suspect is bent back on himself or herself, essentially turning them inside out.

3. (noun) An intercourse process whereby a body part or prop (e.g., vibrator, cell phone, TV remote, etc) is placed into the vagina.

4. (cartographical) On Olde Worlde Mappes by Iohn Speede, c. 1626, this term meant "having taken one's leave to abscond to Amazonia". Literally "within a country of vaginas".
1. David Attenborough: "But once the fly trap is fed a piece of meat, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Venus fly trap has already offered up two new leaves."

2. John Ashcroft: "But once the Eye-rackie is tied to the rack, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Taliban suspect has already offered up three new accomplices. Even better, by the fourth invagination, he was no longer able to speak or make any noise at all. A good day's work for the NSA."

3. HMB: "Dude, your aunt is really starting to freak me out. Last time we made out, she suggested invagination, and I agreed. But she made me wrap a brick in cellophane and stick it up her pussy. You don't pay me enough for this sort of crap. I'm going back to Taco Bell."

4. When the American troops arrived in Hanoi to reinforce the ARVN troops there, they quickly learned the skills to stay alive, including camouflage, mine detection, and most importantly, avoiding the major fighting from the vantage point of an observatory invagination - often in groups.
by HMB February 8, 2004
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Inhaling while breathing

When you do this, you inhale oxygen, but you can't breathe, causing self-suffocation of the lungs.

According to known scientist, and major risk taker, Spencer Chapman, who risked his life making this marvelous discovery, for man kind to study....
"Oh shit, i inhaled while breathing"
Inhaling while breathing- The practice of self suffocation
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Inhaling Bee

The inhaling bee is a sacred being that is the size of 2 suns combined. It inhales the sun and all the bee's on Earth, which explains the declining rate to bees. The Inhaling Bee then exhales the bees when it's time to go to war with a spees (spider bee hybrid).
1: bro I saw the Inhaling Bee yesterday!
2: woah really?
by yuneko.minji March 26, 2019
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patent invalidator

A person who researches prior art of a particular patent with the goal of finding the best combination of references that when combined, suggest the patent is likely not valid.
The patent invalidator and the firm’s patent litigator are working together to fight the patent troll’s claim assertions.
by WordyWillSmith January 18, 2019
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Invalid

N. An individual who is unable to communicate.
My boss is an invalid who speaks over others, or at others, but not with others.
by Her 2 January 27, 2018
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