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Sex Intervention

When a group of friends gather around to teach one friend everything there is to know about sex and sexual related things (i.e. positions).
We're gathering up with James for a sex intervention this weekend.
by Sk8erGirl14 January 16, 2009
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Dirty Insurgent

A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.

When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.

If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.

Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
by sandy_x December 13, 2012
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Inturdnet

The internet, when viewed from a toilet - usually on a smartphone.
Cornelius was researching what to do about his warts on the inturdnet this morning for quite some time. I hope he found the right cream.
by dswiggles December 18, 2010
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interyention

Portmanteau of intervention and yenta (Yiddish for matchmaker/busybody). An interyention is more invasive than an intervention, and leans more toward interfering.
My mother wants to introduce me to her Zumba teacher's son, but I refused, as her last interyention did not end well. There's only so much therapy I can afford and can fit into my week.
by KittyinQueens January 16, 2021
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intervention

1. An attempt often by a group of people (typically family and friends) to have someone get professional help or counseling with an addiction. The word intervention is used when a traumatic event involves addiction to drugs, alcohol or other substances.

2. The title of a television show on A&E. You can watch people struggle with their addictions. At the end of the show, the addict is surprised with an intervention by family and friends.
1. Ken: Where you headed to man?

Anthony: I gotta go home. My Mom and Dad finally decided to have an intervention for my sister and her sex addiction.

Ken: Damn! I better call your sister and wake her ass up outta my bed.

2. Shannon: Hey girl!

Linda: What's up girl!

Shannon: What you doing?

Linda: Watching "Intervention".

Shannon: Again?!

Linda: Hell yeah! This alcoholic-chick is drinkin' mouthwash like kool-aid!
by hmbell2002 January 27, 2009
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Incurbent

When one fails to pronounce the word incumbent, resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word. Darcey first created the word when a crowd of people were playing volleyball.
Guy 1: Tyson Gay is the incurbent champion seat 1 in the 100 meter dash in the olympics, right?

Guy 2: You mean he's the incumbent champion seed one in the 100 meter dash. Yes, he is, he holds the world record. But man, you don't want to say incurbent otherwise you'll sound really, really retarded. Oh yeah, also don't say seat one, its seed one.

Guy 1: Aww man, your right, I just pulled a Darcey!!
by ChrisFow June 24, 2008
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Penile Intervention

A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.
"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"

"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"
by Becky 'Barn Owl' Barnett August 1, 2006
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