Fat Intruder

An unwanted/unexpected erection or semi-on.

I was sitting on the bus, minding my own business and all of a sudden I got a fat intruder.

by magpie55 July 29, 2011

tuna intruder

An erect penis that has not been washed for months and smells like rotten kippers.

As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 23, 2016

Inturder

Someone that breaks into your house to do a poo.

Usually performed by a desperate friend, or someone lacking the common sense and social etiquette to find a public restroom.

Man, I came home and my front door wasn't locked like I left it. Nothing was stolen but there was this big shite floating in my toilet. I hate it when inturders don't flush. I don't think they wiped either. Dirty, dirty inturder!

by Migaloo September 16, 2010

Intradermal Penis

A very small penis that has minimal penetration.

I didn't realize we were having sex yet due to his intradermal penis.

by Elle Jai Si September 22, 2012

Anal Intruder

Someone who rapes someone up the anus.

Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."

Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."

Friend 1: Shit!

by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

The Intruder

Variation on The Stranger where one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

by Cat Burglar September 19, 2006

Intruder

Rape

I am the Intruder!

by Taco Sloth December 31, 2017