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internets

A term used by George W. Bush when he actually had meant to say "Internet":

While it's true that there exists an Internet2, there is no plausible reason to believe that Bush was referring to it, because I have no reason to believe that he is sufficiently technologically literate to be aware of its accidents and (more importantly), Internet2 is used solely as a network with which academic institutions transfer files at extremely high speeds and would therefore not have information about Bush's alleged millitary service foul play.
On the, on the internets
by CommieCowboy September 2, 2005
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Intrasensory Perception

A term coined by Peacemaker. Intrasensory Perception is the exact opposite of Extrasensory perception. Rather than using your natural ability to perceive reality outside of your physical body using your mind's eye without the use of your 5 physical interface senses, you instead perceive the inside of your physical body through your mind's eye. In doing so, you can do things such as change your physical body at will on the cellular, maybe even the molecular level. This can heal wounds, eradicate disease, increase of decrease blood flow to concentrated areas, etc. The possibilities are innumerable. I founded this term using the "As above, so below." concept after achieving numerous amounts of success in remote viewing sessions. As a result, this gave me beyond questionable doubt that there exists an equal but opposite form of this method of perception.
I've learned to accelerate the repair of cuts, gashes, and lacerations on my skin using Intrasensory Perception.
by MakerofPeace January 19, 2023
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internets

'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'
by ccaptainpoopypants April 5, 2008
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teh internets

A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with big trucks. This is false.
I found a video of my mom sucking poop out of a dead cow's ass on teh internets. It gave me a chubby.
by BennyC November 30, 2006
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teh internets

Contarary to popular believe, it's not like a big truck you can just dump stuff on. It's more like a series of tubes.

The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chan and MySpace to spread it's horrors.

If you try your best, you can win some internets by doing the following:
* become an hero.
* make fun of furries.
* buy a lot of internets from An ISP.
* post funnies

(btw, The Internet is serious business)
Jhonny: I got teh internets today!
Peter: I hope that the devil is happy with your SOUL!
by bronz July 23, 2007
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many internets

A form of kudos given to someone who is a ninja at finding things on the internet, or placing internet pop culture references.
Kane: Dude, I actually found a .txt copy of that book that was in episode 2 of that show i forgot the name of!

Ken: Many internets to you my son.
by kp1 June 25, 2009
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teh internets

A word often used scornfully to point out a newbies lack of knowledge of the internet and distinctive language.
"OMG, liek, is this your first time on TEH INTERNETS!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!!"
by Aaron Engstrom July 30, 2008
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