Anal Intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication today and got smashed" "Wow your one sick bitch"

by Screechingmu March 7, 2008

intoxication station

Point of no return while drinking. You could stop, but if you stay on the drinking train past intoxication station, you are getting extremely wasted for sure.

Wow, that dude hit intoxication station and kept right on going. I bet he pees the bed tonight.

by annieboo09 May 1, 2009

intaxication

euphoria at receiving a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

one of the winners in the Washington Post's Style Invitational - words altered by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supplying a new definition

by dp916 March 17, 2004

Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

Mom: It's okay kids, Dad's just suffering from a mild case of intaxication. He'll be fine tomorrow.

by Miss Know it All May 27, 2007

Intextidation

To intimidate someone via a text message. This is usually utilized by people with no balls to intimidate in person.

That guy is a pussy, he can't intimidate in person, he using intextidation to try to scare me.

by Woodysunltd April 19, 2009

intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

Intaxication

The elation of getting a tax refund... Until you realise it was your money to start with.

Vanessa was intaxicated by the prospect of receiving a tax refund.

David: She was filling out our monthly tax forms, when she suddenly started acting like this. Can you explain doctor.

Doctor: She seems to be showing the symptoms of intaxication.

by simon94 August 4, 2010