intexticated

Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.

"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."

by Courtney Terry June 12, 2007

Intentional-based

a belief system that operates cognitively out of motivation from the self and the brain. One's intention is highly relevant and focuses the aspect being intended. The observer is creating their realm, a conscious manifestation according to their own perception. Utilizes one's own directive and abilities to help manifest their own healing, a decision made by oneself to influence the nature of a treatment. Active participation in one's own healing using the guidelines provided by the treatment plan.

An intentional-based spa treatment when the guest is required to actively participate in the interaction (two way process) of the treatment. Based on feedback and can include breathing and stress modulators to help identify the progress.

by Equitable Wellness January 26, 2010

Intesticles

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.

"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"

by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

Intentional Exposure

The decision to purposefully attempt to contract COVID-19 in order to suppress the fear and uncertainty of eventually contracting the disease.

That's it! I'm so tired of worrying about getting the virus. Fuck it, I'm gonna do an Intentional Exposure and just get it over with...gimme a kiss honey.

by YAWA July 26, 2020

intertube

A series of tubes that move information around the world via computer. Not a dump truck, but a series of tubes. Also known by ignorant people as "the internet".

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK)

There's a sweet site on the intertube that shows photos of cats that look like Hitler!

by leisurist July 20, 2006

Cruel Intentions

A movie made in 1999 starring Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe, Selma Blair, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Louise Fletcher, and Joshua Jackson, with a small role by Tara Reid. This movie is packed with laughs, tears, and some fudge, and is extremely rad. The plotline is basically this: Kathryn (the drug addicted rich bitch)makes a bet with her step-brother Sebastian (the cute player who can get any girl he wants) that he won't be able to bed Annette (a virgin who is insistant on remaining one until marriage). If Sebastian loses, Kathryn gets his Jaguar. If he wins, he gets Kathryn. This movie is Rated R for strong sexual dialogue and sexual situations involving teens, language and drug use. It's a really funny movie, and guys and girls alike will almost certainly love it. Just one word of advice, DON'T watch Cruel Intentions 2. It sucks.

"Hey cutes, wanna come over to my place and watch Cruel Intentions?"
"Of course I do! you know I LOVE that movie. Ryan Phillippe is mad hot in it."

by kendradmr. May 11, 2006

Intex

An incredibly large project given at the end of an information systems course at a university, often causing all required to complete it to become total PABs for an entire week.

"Have you seen Grant?"
"Nah, he's working on the intex for his G-Damn IS class."
"What a PAB..."

by pubesicleman December 5, 2018