instaboner

boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"

I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.

by harlandclarke August 28, 2010

instadomme

Go to youtube dot com/watch?v=v-499kgyxoM

@y3rrrqueenambby is an instadomme

by AMBBY September 28, 2017

Instaboner

1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.

Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.

by VinnyM76 March 31, 2009

Instazoned

When you post something on Instagram and it only get 3 or less likes. Especially when having over a hundred followers.

Girl: I posted a pic but only got 2 likes!

Guy: Lol, you just got Instazoned.

by Chibi-Jessie September 1, 2014

Instaboner

When an erection is formed instantaneously, usually as a result of interaction with someone of unprecedented attractiveness.

James tapped me on the shoulder earlier, I got an instaboner.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 15, 2015

Instadope

Cool things, places, people, or acts on Instagram.

Yo these new shoes are Instadope!

by reggiethenotary May 19, 2018

instatone

It's when you play an instrument, and the tone quality is instantly amazing, no effort required.

Person: whenever you play the euphonium it's just instatone for you

Me: No

by TrappedOppai(• )( •) October 12, 2018