instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017

Instacrime

1: when someone commits a crime on the instagram website (e.g stealing, showing guns/drugs... etc)
2: a terrible post (clickbait or just unfunny content in general)

1: Guy 1: Yo, did you see that instacrime jamal committed a couple of days ago?

Guy 2: Yeah, shit was bomb lol
2: Guy 1: *sees shitty or misleading post on instagram* this is an instacrime post!

by CA$HFLOW_300C February 24, 2018

Graal Instagramer

A person who typically wants to expand theirselves in their game community. Using Instagram as a advantage to get their name out there, and to seek new friends. Graal Instagrammers usually build strong friendship with other fellow Graal Instagrammers with a network of people all together. They can share all the amazing experiences they have with their long distance friends in-game. It's a pretty great thing to have the ability to share this with other people.

Graal Instagramer: *juggles in Graal City*

Random Fan: OMGOMGOMGOMG I KNOW YOU!!!!! WILL YOU SIGN MY AUTOGRAPH?!!
Graal Instagramer: *shy smile* Sure thing!

by Lel_ook June 2, 2015

instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

instacrazy

People who obsess over cultivating the perfect Instagram profile so much that it affects their personal lives, usually in negative ways.

"I think that new Prime Wardrobe service will be perfect for the Instacrazy."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

Instagrandma

Someone who doesn't know how to properly use Instagram.

Susan calls her Instagram posts "gifs". She's such an Instagrandma.

by LDigity July 12, 2015

Instarape

When someone takes a photo from your phone not meant for the public eye, and uploads it to your Instagram. Usually rather embarassing. Similiar to facerape

REALLY?! My sister instaraped me...

by instarape March 2, 2015