instachat

a website for schools that try to copy 2004 facebook and still steals your info

dang sir I'ma instachat you

by randomdicesucksatwords November 22, 2017

instaculation

Instantaneous ejaculation.

-Man, that girl was so hot I instaculated.
-Woah! Check that out! ... "Instaculation!"

by danbot May 19, 2008

Instacurities

Insecurities that one feels with regards to his or her Instagram.

"Austin should I use lo-fi or hudson?"
"Doesn't matter you're not getting more than 20 likes anyway"
"You're playing with my instacurities. I don't like it"

by GandH August 26, 2013

Instacum

My muthafuckin blue dodge ram on them 33s

You see my truck you instacum remember dodge the father ram the daughter

by Blowmebiatch December 2, 2018

Instacheers

When you cheers drink for an instagram photo but she doesn't take a sip

You're just going to instacheers me? Take a sip.

by Looseleaf24 April 30, 2019

Instacrush

When you instantly gain a crush on someone, or something.

Sounds far less sappy and weird than 'love at first sight' and probably smoother to use in a sentence as well.

When I was younger, simply seeing a man with long, elegant, hair gave me an instacrush.

by thisyellocatnow May 27, 2020

instahutional

Instahutional is the word for instagram addicts. It simply means, "this is such a historical pic!"
(in-sta-hyou-shi-nal)

"OMG. THAT IS SO INSTAHUTIONAL!"

by Hamburger <: August 27, 2021