Texts messages that don't make sense. Usually sent while drunk, high, hopped up on drugs, or a combination of all three.
by drunkandstupid October 18, 2010
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ex.1 Corey and Danny were both circumsized. They're penis' were incomdockable.
ex.2 Jenna: I heard you two dock
Nick: No, we are incomdockable eghhhghh
ex.3 Eric and Les were heartbroken when they found out they were incomdockable. Instead they spent all night soaking inside of eachother for hours.
ex.2 Jenna: I heard you two dock
Nick: No, we are incomdockable eghhhghh
ex.3 Eric and Les were heartbroken when they found out they were incomdockable. Instead they spent all night soaking inside of eachother for hours.
by Sir Docksalot March 15, 2010
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by Daynuh_bee November 19, 2016
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Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009
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Get the Incogweedo mug.Something you "can't" do because you don't want to do it. Something you can get others to do by making believe you can't do it.
When asked to do laundry they put all the white clothes in on hot and then put a brand new red sweatshirt in too. The result was all the white laundry was pink and they were banned from touching the laundry ever again...they could wash laundry but didn't want to so they applied "selective incompetence " to get out of ever being asked again.
by Murphwish July 9, 2016
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