Inappropriate Muffin

Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.

Boy: Your ass is peng ;)
Girl: *Inappropriate Muffin*

by Soapy17 September 21, 2011

Inappropriate Friday

When Fridays fall on a prime number in the month such as the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23th or 31st calendar day of a month, it is customary and mandatory to say inappropriate things, especially in office environments that are traditionally governed by more serious behaviour.

This concept was introduced in 2013-2014 in the London financial industry, initially to be able to shed the burden of formalalities and hierarchy in the office.

The intent of the inappropriate comments is to be witty and funny.

- why don't you tell Martha to strip down her clothes for the customer.

- I can't ask her that...
- sure you can, its inappropriate Friday.

- brandon, you are so dumb, you should just roll over and sleep
- oh my god, you can't speak to him that way
- sure I can, but only on inappropriate Fridays.

by InappropriateGod September 8, 2017

Inappropriate touch tuesday

Inappropriate touch Tuesday is a term coined my comedian Daniel Tosh. It is a made up holiday that requires participants to go and inappropriately touch others. The others are most likely non-participants in this holiday. It should be noted that two people of the same sex inappropriately touching each other is not to be considered gay unless the two are unaware or non participants or the touch is extremely gay.

Chris walks by and brushes up against Carolin's butt
Carolin: WTF you pedo
Chris: but it's inappropriate touch tuesday!
Carolin: Oh, I cant believe I forgot!

by Brew Kellen May 17, 2011

inappropriate

What your mom says when she catches you masturbating.

Jimmy: *jacks off*
(mom walks in)
Mom: That's very inappropriate, Jimmy.
Jimmy: #$%#$^@ BITCH!

by benjimon March 3, 2008

Inappropriate Dad

Describes a man in his early to mid thirties. Derived from the premise that men of such an age would potentially be able to father children, now adult in age, but only by "inappropriate" means

(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)

Young boys are so last season mate, what you need is a bit of Inappropriate Dad action ... they've got more money, and are better in bed!!!!!

by Sir Mike' June 4, 2009

Inappropriate hug syndrome

When a friend, or in some cases, somebody you don't even know hugs you at inappropriate and stupid times.

"Hmm... I can't find my pen"

*Gets hugged from his friend*

"Erm... what are you doing?"

"Just want to let you know I'm here for you in this hard time"

"Dude, get off me! You've got a bad case of Inappropriate Hug Syndrome!"

by drnick928 August 23, 2011

Inappropriate Drip

Clothes worn to school that violate the guidelines of the school's dress code. The opposite of this is "appropriate drip." Brought to you by the faculty and staff at Tallwood High School.

Female student: walks past in a top that exposes her shoulders
Principal: "Young lady, that is inappropriate drip. Please put on a jacket."

by mlolmge September 5, 2019