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impregnating cows

Ryan Quirk putting his hand up a cows ass
ryan was impregnating cows on a daily bases
by BigBen\ November 12, 2009
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Inpregnate

Results after sexual intercourse.
After busting nuts inside her vagina all night.
The sperm(zoomie) find her hidden egg(like on Easter morning), developing into a fetus.
I'll inpregnate you real quick with my dick. Than I'll be known as a prick. I told you to just suck the cock. Now we're both fucked.
by Whthfuck July 23, 2016
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Impregnator

A viciously sexual predatory beast. Always has the urge to have unprotected sex, and carries it out between 13 - 666 times a day, each with a different woman. A virgin girl would lose her innocence in mere seconds, just through plain eye contact with one, and girls as young as 2 are rumoured to have had to take contraceptives after being in the same room as one. On the off-chance you happen to involve in sexual activities with one and they do use a condom, that will still not be enough to protect you from the might of a horny impregnator.

Sometimes (rarely) people with testicles are also referred to as impregnators for their ability to impregnate, however it is inappropriate to use it in this manner and generally only older people will use it like this.
Luther: "Mum get down! He's here!"
Mum: "Who!?"
Luther: (ominously) "The impregnator"

Polly: "I'm honestly think that we should have children"
Milan: "Wow! What a great coincidence!" (smugly) "You know I'm quite the impregnator"

Old Boy Scout Leader: "Good morning impregnators!
by Mr. Death and Suicide January 23, 2020
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Impregnating the DMs

When you slide into the DMs but you just fill them with dank memes.
Guy 1: Hey what are you doing duuuuude?

Me: Oh just got done Impregnating the DMs.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh~~~
by Applesowce8572 March 16, 2017
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hella impregnated

Did you see her! She has two kids! She got hella impregnated!
by Superwholocked4life March 29, 2015
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to rape and impregnate

with the intention to rape and impregnate some one who is under age
i walked in to her house and yelled i'm here "to rape and impregnate"
by mrlemonhead June 29, 2009
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Impregnate

To cum inside someone (mostly used by LGBTQ+ folks)
1) I love when you impregnate me.
2) I really want to impregnate you tonight.
by isuckdicksr May 6, 2020
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