Illisticate

to relentlessly list off a whole bunch of items.

"Man, the conversation was going so good until she decided to illisticate her selfish desires"

by Dayvid. January 1, 2009

tech illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.

Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"

by YearOfTheSnitch July 23, 2019

illest

nothing better than

the illest piece of damn pie you could eat

by michael April 20, 2003

illiteralate

One who does not find it humorous when there words are taken literally instead of figuratively.

Becky: This heat is going to kill me.
Mariam: YOU CAN'T DIE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!
Becky: I didn't mean that literally!
Mariam: Becky is illiteralate

by Mistecho July 25, 2014

illustrious

extremely glorious; having or worthy of immense pride.

Theists should learn to be more careful before attempting to claim such an illustrious thinker as their own.

by Richard Weick October 17, 2007

illiteracy

irriteraky is wen sumwun cant spull anyfing and peepol get reery anoid wif u.

90% of people on the internet suffer from illiteracy.

by Zenzerbeth February 18, 2015

illiteracy

A viral disease spreading across the internet faster than an F1 racer on speed.

Illiteracy? Waht r j00? Gh3y?

by Sith Lord Cheese June 17, 2006